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The PerfectScans Roadshow Slaps The Deebweb In The Face

Yes, you read that right, it’s been a long time coming and the voice of sanity you have missed, lost in the wilderness of relays trying to find their way home, to give the answers for those who have been waiting. 1001 one ways to make your head go boom. Deebdotweb has given PS a new home. PS..is back baby ... Read More »

Vulnerable moments

Phone Timings

  There should be a publicly acknowledged timing guidelines for phone calls. People who needs to deliver important information by phone should have a common awareness of when should be the best time to reach the intended parties. There are numerous opportunities during the day that should allow no reasons why they should be calling at ironic times, especially late ... Read More »


Attention Seekers

We kind of deserved the attention we get. If one means to be seductive, then it is normal to expect those who will fall prey to it. I automatically assumed those who post overly revealing photos on public social platforms to desire attention. It is fine not to admit it, but it just sounds stupid to blatantly deny it. Read More »


Ear Gauges

  Even when I was a teen, I could never understand why people got ear gauges. The pain I associate to having a hole that large on the earlobes versus the style that can pulled off just does not seem justified. Also, I always wondered what happens to the earlobes after the hole is closed. Do they just hang droopy, ... Read More »

Childcare centre

Visually Wrong

This wall painting was reportedly found in a childcare centre. Probably trying to promote bonding between human and animals, it came out to look just a little wrong. Portraying emotions in animals can be challenging, but howling doesn’t seem to be the right expression for this picture. The part where the children’s hands holds their paw was probably the main ... Read More »


Project Vengeance

  Seems like the girl is getting punished by her brother for stealing his money. Not that much of a punishment if she tries to look for it the right way. She could search directly for the file name, or simply check each folder for their respective sizes. The largest one is where the project is. I am sure creating ... Read More »

Pet for company

Misery loves company

  Sounds about right. Get a pet for the right reason. Being lonely can justify getting yourself a pet, as long as you remain well aware of the responsibilities that come along with having one. If anything, humans are still the perfect companions. A pet cannot just be a substitute, it is just not healthy. Read More »

False Advertisement

Lying Pan

  Have you ever purchased anything after being drawn by false advertising? It is extremely annoying process when I convinced myself to go ahead with a purchase which I jolly well knew wasn’t as good as it sound, and then regret it the moment I tried it out. I am naturally drawn to advertising, and sometimes I think I led ... Read More »

An Open Letter To The One I Love

The personal column of PerfectScans: The Silk Roads No 1 Digital Forger and Fixer Of Things You Need :) To The One I Love, I know your parents, your grandparents, I know your birthday, I know your grades from school. I know what you studied. I know whether you drive, and what you drive, and how well you drive. I ... Read More »


Happy Tree Friends

  I was already a teen when I first discovered Happy Tree Friends. There was a hype going around that prompted me to catch a few episodes. I was surprised, naturally. The title was just too misleading for anyone to expect what I saw from simple cartoons. I will be honest that I watched quite a few clips, but parents ... Read More »

Suck my balls

I am Bubble Tea

  That is some captivating advertisement, which was found in Thailand by the way. It wouldn’t sound too bad to the locals, since they won’t exactly know what “suck my balls” can mean. It is is just intended word play, then the advertiser got it right. I would probably have bought the drink just because this is funny to me. Read More »

Voice Messages

Fake Siri

  I can’t say the actual Siri is actually as useful as the commercial made it to sound. Therefore, I am not surprised that the mock Siri(s) are anything more than a failure in another wrapping. Pocket dials and whatnots already pose a constant threat. With voice messages, that just takes the cake.   Read More »

Growing up


  It is ironic how parents nowadays desire to impart certain characteristics that they wish will cultivate into the polar opposite when they grow up. The fact is that the way you bring up your kids will mould the foundation of who they will become when they get older. For example, if you desire your children to grow up with ... Read More »

Time for bed

Time for bed

  I am sure there are many others that are, like myself, used to having mobile devices up to right before I fall asleep. Of course, I don’t necessary use them for work before I sleep, but I do find them a useful tool to help me sleep faster. This is  quite a realization on how much I am actually ... Read More »